“It all happened before we were born… and with Curtis Danko all locked up and, Halloween all put away and forgotten… they all feel pretty safe… but they don’t want to feel safe. They actually want to feel just a little bit scared. Even if it’s just for one night.”
-“When Good Ghouls Go Bad”
Do you remember ancient times, when children would build gigantic bonfires and throw upon them any inferior trick-or-treating loot, such as carrots?
We’d all like to avoid that. And THAT’S why we’re going to read them spooky stories!
Gather by our exciting, not very frightening cellphone picture of a fire* as we sit and read spooky kid’s stories!
* We’re sorry. We never get this right. When we promise an electronic fire, somebody decides a real fire would be better. When we promise the real fire, somebody uses the electronic one. When we promise one or the other, both become impossible and we end up with a cellphone video of a fire. So: ghost stories, no fire.